Light Notes
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
What do you call a dog with no legs.
Answer: It doesn’t matter; it’s not going to come.
What’s green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
Answer: A pool table.
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Answer: You look for the fresh prints.
I went to a really emotional wedding the other day. Even the cake was in tiers.
