Two robins were sitting in
a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one. “Me, too”
said the second. “Let’s fly down and find some lunch.”
A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible. Then one day she floored her grandmother by asking, “Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus? The virgin Mary or the King James Virgin?”
I didn’t know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me, and always she was correct. But it was fun for me, so I continued. At last she headed for the door, saying sagely, “Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these yourself!”
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves; after marriage, the “y” becomes silent.
The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he’ll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it’s in the microwave.