Care Capsule
 

Light Notes

 

 

 

 

Change is inevitable,
except from a vending machine.

When tempted to fight fire with fire,
remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

I used to be indecisive.
Now I'm not sure.

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home,
even if you wish they were.

The voices in my head
may not be real,
but they have some good ideas!

A clear conscience is usually
the sign of a bad memory.

Whenever I fill out an application,
in the part that says "In an emergency, notify:"
I put "DOCTOR".

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.

We never really grow up;
we only learn how to act in public.

I asked God for a bike,
but I know God doesn't work that way.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

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