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Daffy - nitions


Arbitrator – A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s

Avoidable – What a bullfighter tries to do

Baloney – Where some hemlines fall

Bernadette – The act of torching a mortgage

Burglarize – What a crook sees with

Control – A short, ugly inmate

Counterfeiters – Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

Eyedropper – A clumsy ophthalmologist

Heroes – What a guy in a boat does

Left Bank – What the robber did when his bag was full of loot

Misty – How golfers create divots

Paradox – Two physicians

Parasites – What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

Pharmacist – A helper on the farm

Polarize – What penguins see with

Primate – Removing your spouse from in front of the TV

Relief – What trees do in the spring

Selfish – What the owner of a seafood store does

Subdued – Like, a guy who, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man

Sudafed – Brought litigation against a government official

 

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